How to Conquer a Central Europe Road Trip on the Cheap

See the snow-capped mountains of Slovenia and every wonder from Brno to Budapest on a budget.
Molly Glassey
April 29, 2016

Roadtripping combines a show pony portion of adult responsibility with the type of wind-in-your-hair freedom you just don't get in every day life. Ipso facto, it's the perfect way to travel. And if the Great Ocean Road isn't really your scene — or all those Instagram-famed pastures of the UK are sure to break bank — then Central Europe is where to start. Not only are car rental prices blasphemously affordable, but this part of the world is filled with hundreds of untouched marvels of Natural Wonder calibre. You can see the snow-capped mountain ranges of Slovenia, Europe's largest lake in Hungary, that infamous Croatian coastline and every wonder from Brno to Budapest all in under two weeks and for less than half a grand. Here's how.

Benjamin Combs

Benjamin Combs

WHERE TO HIRE A CAR

If you want to conquer a good deal of Central Europe on wheels, and have some time up your sleeve, do a no brainer and fly into the country that has a) the cheapest flights, and b) the cheapest car rental. Your best best is either Prague, Slovenia's capital Ljubljana or Bratislava in Slovakia — they all have a history of offering some pretty great deals on car rental (we're talking a few hundred dollars a week here). Their locations are also perfect for doing a circular route of the region without having to back-track. Most car hire companies cap their young drivers fee at seven to ten days, so if you hire for longer than a week, you're probably not going to pay more than $100 extra for being under 25 (compared that to the UK where you'll pay upwards of double). Check out rentalcars.com and skyscanner's car rental search for the best deals.

Guillaume Speurt via Flickr

Guillaume Speurt via Flickr

WHERE TO TRAVEL

Your rule of thumb should be get to the countries beginning with S, and stop at places with B. Slovenia, Slovakia and Serbia not only the hold the most insane nightlife in Europe, but each city is home the crème da le crème of Europe's castles, cathedrals and mountains. Lake Bled in Slovenia is beyond words — just look at the above photo. It's worth finding someone to elope with just for an excuse to get hitched at Spiš Castle in Slovakia, and when you get to Serbia, you'll find the remains of some kind of ruined, history-laden castle at most major turn offs. What's that? Oh, just King Stephen's timeshare that was ruined by a Mongolian invasion in the 14th century. Cool.

If you're a confident driver, give the Austrian Alps a shot — and if you're driving between Slovenia and Austria or Slovakia you'll have to give them a go anyway as there's no getting around them. You'll have to be careful (ice is slippery, duh) but it's a resume-worthy feat getting over them alive/without crying at least a few times. Hungarian and Slovakian backroads are filled with some pretty eery, Deliverance-esque sights, like old women selling fruit and veggies from old school desks and men leading pigs along the road. But, on the upside, there's plenty of cows and sheep and the aforementioned pigs to pat. Inner-Croatia is hilly, which makes for brilliant en-route sightseeing, and you need to check out at least one of its national parks. Plitvice Lakes is outrageous.

Little tip: If you're at the point where Slovenia and Croatia meet at the coast, duck into Trieste, Italy for lunch. It's only an hour or so detour.

Jean-Frederic Fortier

Jean-Frederic Fortier

WHAT TO PACK IN THE BOOT

You're not Bear Grylls-ing it so don't worry about gallons of water, flint or flare guns. First off, double check with your rental company that your car contains a Green Card — this proves you have the minimum car insurance needed as an international driver. You'll also need a multi-city European sim card for on-the-go internet (Vodafone offers a goody, as does giffgaff), some Euro (regardless of the country you're in) and a paper map or two wouldn't go astray. You can pretend to be a real adventurer and do this trip without GPS; the highway signs throughout Central Europe are easy enough to follow, but at the same time English isn't widely spoken in smaller towns and villages, so doing the trusty Amazing Race tactic of pulling into a servo and asking which way to Phil Keoghan may prove a little fruitless.

Also, make sure you also have an ice scraper, a good board game (we recommend Uno or Bananagrams), so many dry socks and an iPod chockers with podcasts.

Marijana Petrovic

Marijana Petrovic

WHERE TO STOP FOR CHEAP EATS

The most underwhelming part of your roadtrip will be the amount of McDonalds you see. Globalisation, eh? At the same time, go to at least one in Austria because they do a super yummy banana milkshake. In the major cities, pay a visit to food markets — we can recommend the Great Market Hall in Budapest, Viktualienmarkt in Munich, Open Kitchen in Ljubljana and Havel Market in Prague). Remember, you have a car and can therefore can grab something quick from the supermarket, and drive anywhere you want and picnic on Lake Balaton or under the shadow of some Yugoslav-era castle.

TOLLS

In every country you're going to have to buy a different vignette, or prepaid road toll — it's a little sticker you put on your windscreen. You can buy them from most servos, though Shell is your safest bet. Bank the word vignette and use it when asking for one because most service stations sell cards at the counter that look like vignettes, but are actually tokens for car washes. So even though you'll have the cleanest car this side of Austria, you'll also obtain the status of most wanted toll evader. Learn from our mistakes. Anyway, this website gives a great overview on where you'll need them and at what cost.

Dominic Lange

Dominic Lange

KEEP IN MIND...

If you're travelling in winter, you're going to be equipped with snow wheels. They don't feel drastically different from normal wheels, but they create more friction with the road, which is occasionally noticeable. If you're driving in snow, be careful! Drive gently, avoid harsh acceleration, hard breaking, abrupt downward gear changes or steering movements. Houses are very close to major roads so watch out for ducks, chickens and children. Be wary driving in the dark, and always check what time the sun is setting in order to make realistic deadlines to get to your next location. Straight highways aren't forever, and ripping around, up and down mountains at 150 kilometres an hour in the dark is petrifying.

Parking isn't so bad in most of Central Europe, and most underground car parks are about a quarter of the price of major city parking in Australia. If you attempt street parking in cities like Budapest, Vienna or Prague you risk morphing into an angry roadtrip dad and saying things you don't mean and losing your friends/wife/respect of your children. Risk it if you dare.

If you conquer around 200 kilometers every couple of days (about three to four hours driving), you can easily do the Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary, Croatia, Slovenia and Austria in two weeks. Good luck, friends.

Top image: Genie Austin.

Published on April 29, 2016 by Molly Glassey
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