Johnny Lobster Is Doing All-You-Can-Eat Fried Chicken

Remember all those promises you made to Facebook, about how when the winter chills let up you’re going to really knuckle down, get healthy, eat veggies and save a tonne of money? Well forget about it right now, you naïve fool, because Johnny Lobster and Young Henrys are throwing an all you can eat friend chicken night on Mondays during August. Yes, call your PT, call your bank, call your therapist and cackle maniacally at them to convey the futility of trying to be good when for $25, you can eat as much fried chicken as you can handle. Byeeee Felicia (Felicia is your will to resist).

Every Monday night in August, Johnny Lobster will host an orgy of sensual delight (not a real orgy by the way, but a food one which is better). For $25 you will get all you can eat fried chicken and sides, while those chronic enablers from Young Henrys will be on hand to sell you $5 cans of the good stuff as well.

While Johnny Lobster is technically a seafood joint, they handle chicken (the salmon of the land) with such tender loving care that they even admit the place could easily be called Johnny Rooster. While stuffing your face, make sure you quote Jessica Simpson’s “chicken or fish?” masterpiece at least once and snort-laugh at your own joke because that’s the way fried chicken is best enjoyed.

If you’re down to clown with Johnny Lobster’s friend chicken fiesta, be sure to book ahead of time as word is spreading fast. Visit their Facebook page for more info.