If you want to know what it feels like to have Siri laugh at you, ask them to search for "small garden hideaway with excellent food, drink, music in Sydney's CBD".
Once you've done that, head back here so we can give you what you want. Since I Left You, the 21st-century city speakeasy nestled in a heritage-listed storehouse in the centre of Sydney, has announced another chapter of its SILY Sessions.
The bi-monthly sessions are live gigs, but not as you know them. Rather than spending the day being elbowed in the face at varying intensities, the gig takes place in SILY's courtyard oasis, and is small — 50 people max — and generally acoustic. Tickets are only $20, which includes unlimited access to the antipasti table. The bar also serves up $12 cocktails until 6pm.
Take that, Siri.