If you're ever in the CBD in the wee hours of the morning looking for a place to have one last dance, you don't even have to check if Boney is open — it almost always is. The Little Collins Street venue keeps the tunes going until after the sun comes up and you can get the train home on Fridays and Saturdays (read: 7am). Free club nights run Wednesday through Saturday, and ticketed gigs run most nights, too — they're usually pretty cheap though at $10–20.
Head in after work on a Friday to catch some free comedy and $8 pints, wines and spritzes until 8pm. Food is provided as fuel, thankfully, with rice paper rolls, popcorn chicken and curry-filled roti available as snackage.