Last week we discovered Shoot The Player's favourite summer beach spot. This week the boozy brains behind Even Books, Angela Bennetts and Alice Fenton, share their favourite Sydney summer activity. Scuzzy, sandy, and with a film clip that looks like summery mind-mush, Dirty Beaches is this activity's aural destination. You've given yourself mild brain damage over the Christmas break, your bank is drier than dry shampoo, and it's still so stinking hot that anything beyond horizontal is out of the question. Solution? An activity that in actuality requires only middling intelligence, and yet makes you feel like the King of Cranium Land: doing the crossword. Get yourself to the dampest, most-doused-in-shadows park in your locale. If the journey to said grassy knoll is more than 3 minutes you've already harshed the mellow. Procure a newspaper and a bottle of cheap rose – oh, and a pen might help, smart-ass. Lay flat. Let the sludgey breeze wash over you as your brain attempts to rise from the dead like a poorly-acted zombie in a B-grade Romero rip-off. Feel the summer. Fill in 8 Across: pleasing to the senses, mind or feelings. S-W-E-E-T. https://youtube.com/watch?v=T2ASRnYibEk