Dandee Donut Eating Competition
Taking hot jam doughnuts at the market to the next level.
Overview
You've spent your entire life training for this moment, and now it's finally here. On Sunday, September 4 on the stroke of high noon, 25 brave heroes will step up to the plate at the Dandenong Market for the Dandee Donut Eating Competition.
The rules are simple. In round one, contestants will compete in heats of five. The person from each heat who can gobble down the largest number of jam doughnuts in two minutes will make it through to the final. The grand prize will then be awarded to the person who can knock back 20 more in the shortest possible time.
The winner will receive bragging rights, the love and respect of all mortal men, as well as $200 worth of market vouchers which they can use to buy more doughnuts.
Sadly all the competitor slots have already been filled, but you can still head down to the market to watch. Just maybe bring an umbrella or something, in case somebody's stomach fails them.