Horse Bazaar knows what you need this winter, maybe even before you knew it yourself: dumplings and massage. If you haven't thought about pairing those two things together before, think again, because there's nothin' like dumpling time while someone massages the knots out of your shoulders, right?
If your answer is "sure, I guess", then you'll be pleased to know Horse Bazaar runs this successful little syndicate each Tuesday night from 6pm. You'll pay $15 for a ten-minute massage (by an actual masseuse, not just the bar staff) and a three-piece dumpling snack. Choose from pork, vegan, crispy fried cheese, an egg/bacon/Vegemite package, or a sweet Nutella option. You'll probably want more than three — if so, it's $5 per extra serve of dumplings and $10 for an extra ten minutes of massage.
You'll need to call or email ahead to pre-book your massage time — if stressful things are happening at work on Tuesday, this might be a blessing for you (both the massage and the dumplings).