Stalactites, apart from being a Melbourne institution, is by legend the occasional site of a physical brawl over tables (chairs were thrown in 2014 during an altercation). This, we think, must mean that people over there are serious about their food and where they sit at Stalactites; indeed, late-night gyros is something to be serious about. Uncomplicated, meaty and ready to hit your tum with the souvlaki love it needs at 2am. You should try the lamb gyros ($14) or, if you're late enough (the restaurant is open 24/7) the brekky souvlaki with bacon, eggs, salads and sauce in pita ($14). It's a win at any time.