Spend an Evening with David Sedaris on New Tour

You know you wanna hear David Sedaris read his insightful, satirical, real-life stories aloud.
Madeleine Watts
June 26, 2013

Here are some things that have happened in the stories of American writer David Sedaris:

A man goes in search of a stuffed owl to give to his boyfriend for Valentine's Day. Befriending a taxidermist who confirms his interest in formerly alive creatures is strictly non-professional, the man finds himself in a London basement gazing at the 400-year-old preserved head of a 14-year-old girl and the skeleton of a 19th-century Pygmy. They raise questions, uncomfortable ones. Like, 'how much are they?'

A man takes a job at Macy's department store as a Christmas elf named Crumpet. He encounters fistfights, vomiting and magnificent tantrums, children with modelling contracts and children with adjectives instead of first names. He tells a child that Santa has changed his policy, and no longer brings coal if you misbehave. Instead he will break into your house, steal all your appliances, and leave you alone, in the dark, with nothing.

A father imagines his children forming a jazz quartet. Hoping to make the fantasy reality, the father gifts the son 'that guitar you always wanted'. The son, while regularly petitioning for a brand-name vacuum cleaner, had never mentioned a guitar. He takes lessons from an artistically thwarted midget, until one evening the son admits to his teacher that what we really wants to do is perform a medley of television jingles in the voice of Billie Holiday.

David Sedaris has developed a cult-like following for penning insightful, satirical, real-life stories like those above. His latest book is entitled Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls. You could read it, if that is a thing you would like to do. You could also read Naked, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Me Talk Pretty One Day or any of his other fine collections available at your local bookshop.

A regular contributor to This American Life, Sedaris will be touring Australia and New Zealand in January 2014. You can sign up for exclusive pre-sales at his website.

SYDNEY
Sydney Opera House
Saturday 18 January

MELBOURNE
Hamer Hall, Arts Centre
Tuesday 21 January

CANBERRA
Canberra Theatre Centre
Wednesday 22 January

BRISBANE
Brisbane Powerhouse – Powerhouse Theatre
Thursday 23 January

PERTH
Perth Concert Hall
Friday 24 January

AUCKLAND
Civic Theatre, Auckland
Sunday 26 January

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1msZQjwlebU

Published on June 26, 2013 by Madeleine Watts
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