Overview
Movember is un/fortunately coming to an end and men across the country have never felt more masculine or virile. On the other hand, women across the country are counting down the days until December when that upper lip of scuzzy peach fuzz is mercifully removed.
As Nick Offerman from Parks and Recreation teaches us "Growing a moustache isn't easy. Nothing incredibly awesome ever is." And while we all know that there are thousands of grieving gentlemen out there whose poor excuses for a handlebar or Magnum PI knock-off leave much to be desired, there are certain men throughout history who give new meaning to the idea of a "lady tickler".
So in the spirit of Movember and as a little inspiration for those poor fellas whose final week of furry, nose-warming bliss has fallen well-short of its glorious potential, here are thirteen of history's most magnificent mos that prove that often with great power comes a great moustache.
Kaiser Wilhelm I
Teddy Roosevelt
Pancho Villa
Genghis Khan
Civil War hero Joshua Chamberlain
Walter Cronkite
Wyatt Earp
Friedrich Nietzsche
US President William Taft
Salvador Dali
Mark Twain
US Baseballer Rollie Fingers
General Ambrose Burnside