Did you know that if your nipples are brown you're good at oral sex? How's that for a line to pull you in and pique your interest? Curious about how humans/other humans with vaginas experience the world? Keen to see these world views celebrated?
You're in luck my friend. Bits and Pieces Ensemble - a brand-spanking-new theatre company - is bringing these stories to the stage thanks to some very generous support from some crowd-sourced humans.
Feeling like the stories of cis-gendered women needed a bit more space in the world and on the stage, a group of very talented female creatives got together to fulfil their every desire (ok, so 'every desire' is possibly debatable).
Showing at everyone's favourite theatre, bar, community space The Basement this August, bring along your girl/boyfriends and brothers and mothers and mates. I'm sure it won't take much to pique their interest.