The Holey Moley Crew Is Opening a 70s-Themed Karaoke Bar in Melbourne Next Month

Juke's Karaoke will be a haven of flares, punch bowls, ABBA and cheese fondue.
Samantha Teague
Published on May 31, 2019
Updated on May 31, 2019

Get ready to play that funky music, Melburnians, cause a 70s-themed karaoke bar is about to roll into town. Yep, Funlab — the group responsible for Holey Moley and adults-only arcade bars Archie Brothers and B. Lucky & Sons — is set to open yet another kidult wonderland in Melbourne.

This one, though, will trade the pinball machines and golf clubs for a psychedelic colour scheme, flares and big hair — oh, and plenty of 70s bangers. It's time to warm up those vocal chords and prepare to belt out the likes of 'My Sharona', 'Stayin' Alive' and 'Hotel California' — and oh so much ABBA.

Juke's Karaoke, which will open its doors inside the Crown Complex on Friday, June 21, will also have a bar (for plenty of liquid courage) and snacks. As is only fitting, all food and booze will be appropriately 70s-inspired, too. There'll be punch bowls served in disco balls, grasshoppers (the minty drink) and fruity cocktails adorned with lolly bracelets. To eat, you'll find prawn cocktails, cabanossi and pineapple porcupines and this frighteningly fluro cheese fondue.

When it opens, it'll be another place in which you can escape the dreary Melbourne winter. In the meantime, put those 70s playlists on heavy rotation.

Juke's Karaoke will open in the Crown Entertainment Complex at Level 1, 8 Whiteman Street, Southbank on Friday, June 21. It'll be open from midday–1am, daily.

Published on May 31, 2019 by Samantha Teague
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