Twerkshop

Overview

Twerking is no longer something only attempted after a few drinks on a Saturday night or in front of YouTube in the privacy of your own home. On Monday night, 19 August, Twerkshop at The Workers Club returns, which means not only is there an opportunity to seriously hone your twerking skills before next weekend, there is a community of like-minded people out there just waiting to spend their evening twerking with you.

The twerkshops run for an hour and teach you how to shake it. I really think the name is self-explanatory. You don’t need me to tell you what would happen in a twerkshop. If you’re still confused, the Hip Hop Hotties, describe the class as ‘Ghetto Zumba’. Their Facebook page proclaims that there “Ain’t better twerking than in the backroom off the Twerkers Club!” and I have to agree.

The music will always be perfect to twerk to. There’ll be none of the disappointment that comes after getting ready to twerk right before the song changes. It’s a twerkshop! The music is always twerk-appropriate. Plus, post-twerkshop you’ll have the best ass muscles ever. Really.

Sessions run between 7-8pm and 8-9pm on a Monday night, and you can register by emailing Emily Dayani at [email protected]. Dress code is “something comfy to get jiggy wit it in” and it's currently for ladies only.

If you’re not sure how to prepare or contain your excitement until Monday, copy this three-step tutorial from a cat as practice.