Now Open: Champagne Problems Is the New Grown-Up Sister Venue to Evie's Disco Diner

If you loved drinking and dancing at Evie’s but now feel a little too old for it, consider a trip to its older sibling in the CBD.
Andrew Zuccala
Published on June 06, 2024

Evie's Disco Diner is a queer-friendly, bottomless brunch-serving, drag-bingo-playing bar that's loved by Fitzroy's late-night revellers. It's big, brash and doesn't take itself too seriously.

This has been a winning combo for the team running the Gertrude Street haunt — one of our picks for Melbourne's best bars for dancing. But when they decided to open a spot in the CBD, they didn't want to replicate this formula exactly. Instead, new bar Champagne Problems is like Evie's grown-up sister.

She still likes to party and have a big night out, but now prefers to do so while sipping on signature cocktails, and snacking on shared plates and cheese fondue.

Champagne Problems bar in Melbourne CBD

The crew running the show describes the aesthetic and vibe as "elevated camp". Where Evie's accents are all bright pink, Champagne Problems is fully embracing lime green, from the neon sign out front, to the chairs, painted walls and cocktails like its appletini and Japanese slipper — and yes, we are as confused as you are by Midori's unexpected return to so many Melbourne bars.

The team has also left plenty of room inside for when long drinking and dining sessions lead into dancing around the bar late at night. A regular lineup of DJs will help set this party mood as well.

Champagne Problems bar in Melbourne CBD

But before the party gets going, plenty of food is up for grabs. Small plates dominate the menu, like devilled eggs, prawn cocktails, seared scallops with beets and roasted garlic puree, oysters with champagne granita, and cheese and meat boards.

A few bigger dishes also feature, like the lobster roll, beef burger, steak frites and duck a l'orange. Late at night, the kitchen serves decadent truffle gruyere jaffles and caviar bumps. And cheese fondue is also on the cards for winter, great for big group hangs.

Champagne Problems bar in Melbourne CBD

You can pair these eats with beer and wine, but Champagne Problems is more about cocktails — surprisingly, not champagne. When the sun is shining, you can sit on the outdoor tables with limoncello and yuzu spritzes and margaritas. Those wanting the harder stuff can try the cherry negroni or coconut old fashioned. Classics can also be whipped up without fuss if the signatures don't do it for you.

If you loved drinking and dancing at Evie's but now feel a little too old for it, consider a trip to its older sibling in the CBD.

Champagne Problems bar in Melbourne CBD

Champagne Problems bar in Melbourne CBD

Champagne Problems bar in Melbourne CBD

You'll find Champagne Problems at 238 Little Collins Street, Melbourne, open 4pm–late from Wednesday to Sunday. For more details, head to the venue's website.

Images: Luke Robinson, Drop Media

Published on June 06, 2024 by Andrew Zuccala
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