Emma Greenbury
Emma is an occasional writer, albeit mostly on Facebook or text messages. She has earnt her reputation among her friends as having the funniest status updates in the land. She spends her days dealing fast food drugs to unhappy customers at McDonald's and is currently 'looking-but-not' for a full-time job now she has finished her uni degree. She can be won with a jar of Nutino (Nutella's inferior sister) and microwaved popcorn. Emma also plays indoor soccer for a team called Scrunchies and is trying desperately to win the Best and Fairest title for this season, because clearly she is the bestest and fairest-est.