Statler & Waldorf's Third Birthday

Overview

How do you celebrate your birthday? Everyone has their own style. Throw the biggest party you can? Ignore it so that you can forget that you're getting older? Consume too much of your favourite edible and drinkable items?

Or, maybe you just add bacon to everything? It sounds like a pretty great birthday treat to us. The folks at Statler & Waldorf clearly agree, because that's just how they're marking the occasion of turning three: with free bacon on everything.

Okay, okay, so they'll also be offering up all their usual meals and antics, aka a Caxton Street hideaway perfect for having a few Friday evening beverages, playing a game of giant Jenga on a Saturday arvo, or tucking into a hearty roast for Sunday lunch. It's just that from October 14 to 16, they're doing all that with added bacon. Magical animal-loving Homer Simpson would be proud.