Australia Is Getting a Death Star Canteen

You've watched the films on the big screen, bought the toys, and maybe even tied the knot in a Princess Leia costume. Even if you've only done one of the above, you're bound to get excited about Brisbane's latest eatery. Yes, it's Star Wars-themed.

In fact, the forthcoming addition to Queen Street in the CBD doesn't just take its cues from George Lucas' space opera saga, but from Eddie Izzard's famous joke about just what Darth Vader and his cronies might eat on board the Death Star. No one can answer that question for sure — Izzard reckons the ungodly combo of peas and penne — but the Death Star Canteen is going to have a whole lot of fun trying.

You cannot kill catering with a thought here. Thank Glen Morris — aka the main man behind Glen’s Espresso — for making this pop culture dream a reality. In his vision of the most notorious place in a galaxy far, far away, coffee and sandwiches will be on the menu. We're not sure if the trays will be dried properly though, let's give it a look... Wait. This one's wet, and this one's wet and this one's wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. Did you dry these in a rainforest, Glen?

Brisbane Star Wars buffs still have two more months to wait before they can get their cinema-themed caffeine fix, but we don't think anyone will mind. If you're going to open a Death Star Canteen, there's only one day you do it: May 4, or May the Fourth be with you, as we're all fond of saying.

Find the Death Star Canteen at 359 Queen Street, Brisbane from May 4. Check out their Facebook page for more information.