Meet Grumpi: The Melbourne Startup Making Shockingly Luxe (and Affordable) Vacuum-Compressed Furniture
The Melbourne-founded brand is making furniture shopping fun again — no long wait times, no delivery dramas, just style and comfort (in a box).
Buying a couch shouldn't feel like waiting for a house to be built, or cost as much as a holiday — that's the premise behind Grumpi, a new Melbourne startup turning the furniture industry on its head with compressed, vacuum-sealed sofas, armchairs and ottomans that arrive at your door in a box (and expand in hours). The brains behind the boxes? Cory and Dion Verstandig, Melbourne-born brothers who observed a gap in the market for their age demographic, and seized it.
"It just felt crazy that in 2025 you can get almost anything delivered fast — except furniture," says Cory, of the initial spark for Grumpi. "That frustration stuck with us and became the starting point for the brand."
The brothers had already dabbled in furniture, launching a small ottoman business and later testing a full-sized swivel chair that sold $75,000 in units in its first year. The catch? Oversized delivery fees swallowed the profits. "That experience completely reshaped our thinking," Dion explains. "It made us obsessed with one question: how do you make great furniture without delivery becoming the downfall?"
That question led them to compression. Inspired by the success of bed-in-a-box disruptors like Koala, the brothers began prototyping vacuum-sealed furniture that could fit in the back of a hatchback, expand to full size within 24–48 hours, and still feel premium. Fifteen months and seven rounds of sampling later, Grumpi was born.
Furniture That Fits Real Life
Grumpi's pieces are designed for how young Australians actually live — in smaller spaces, on tighter budgets and with minimal patience for assembly manuals. Each piece ships free, arrives within ten days (or you get $100 back), and needs little to no setup.
"It's for people like us," says Dion. "Eighteen to 35-year-olds, renters, first-home buyers, young families. People who actually live in their spaces."
From the soft, sculptural Loungi modular sofa to the plush Peachi armchair and beanless Plumpi, each item is designed for movement, comfort and flexibility. You can add sections over time, rearrange layouts for parties or simply flop down after a long day — no preciousness required.
"Our customers want their homes to look good, but they don't want to wait 12 weeks or spend thousands on delivery," Cory says. "Grumpi is about taking that stress out — stylish furniture that's easy to buy, easy to move and easy to love."
Comfort Without Compromise
Underneath the playful branding, Grumpi is serious about quality. The brand's manufacturing partner is BSCI-certified to ensure fair pay and ethical working conditions, and every product undergoes Australian-standard testing for durability, flammability, and safety — including a 20,000-sit stress test.
Each product is also made with around 80 percent recycled packaging, and the compact format significantly reduces transport emissions.
"We didn't just want to make furniture cheaper — we wanted to make it smarter," says Dion. "Compression reduces waste, emissions and storage. It's a win for the planet and your living room."
Designing for a Different Kind of Homebody
Beyond the innovation, Grumpi's tone feels refreshingly unpolished — intentionally so. The name captures the idea that if furniture had feelings, it'd be a little grumpy from being sat on, spilled on and squished — but still lovable.
It's a fitting metaphor for the kind of homes the brand is designed for: ones that are lived in, not styled to perfection. "Buying a couch should feel as easy as buying shoes," Dion adds. "We want to make furniture that fits into life, not the other way around."
Looking ahead, Grumpi plans to expand into outdoor furniture, retail partnerships and commercial fit-outs by late 2026. But the mission stays the same: do for furniture what brands like Koala did for mattresses — make comfort fast, functional and fun.
You can shop the full range at via Grumpi.
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