Inanimately

Overview

We're not ones to make light of someone's sexuality, but when people say they want to marry the Eiffel Tower we're happy to have a little giggle. Representing the ladies in the Fringe Festival comedy stakes and exploring the odd life choices of objectum sexuals with a 50-minute stage show, Nicolette Minster comes out — she's officially in a relationship with her security blanket. It's a naturally funny concept and one we can't wait to see come to life on stage, but if there's a warning for mature audiences at the door we're calling quits. We don't know how you can fully prepare yourself to watch someone seduce a step ladder.

This event was chosen as one of the top ten things to see at this year's Melbourne Fringe Festival. See the full list here.