Win a Bottomless Champagne Luncheon for Two at The Roosevelt

Are you sick of the inevitable queues, screaming children, and uncomfortable seating options that come part and parcel of the typical weekend brunch experience? Add to that the over-friendly canine companions of your neighbouring diners, and the hazardous plate-stacking eagerness of the wait staff, and what we're sure was originally meant to be a pleasant, relaxing occasion quickly becomes a give-me-my-zucchini-fritters-and-my-strong-flat-white-and-get-me-out-of-here-ASAP kinda sitch.

Now, thanks to the infinitely more classy folk at The Roosevelt and their weekly Bottomless Champagne Luncheon, you have the opportunity to take your Saturday brunch up a notch and off the street, and be treated like the fancypants you are. Upon payment of your ninety-nine big ones (trust them, it's worth it) you receive not only, as the name suggests, endless Mumm, but a not-to-be-scoffed-at, sprawling high-tea-style assortment of champagne-inspired canapes.

I don't know about you, but dropping a sneaky quarter-500 on a Saturday luncheon, of all things, seems to be on par with the level of indulgence and sophistication we should all aspire to.

The Roosevelt's Bottomless Champagne Luncheon is on every Saturday, from 12pm to 4pm, and costs $99 per person. Thanks to the Speakeasy Group, we have one luncheon for two people to give away, valued at $250. To be in the running, subscribe to the Concrete Playground newsletter (if you haven't already), then email [email protected] with your name and address.