The Chaser and One Man Show's Chris Taylor is kindly taking us on a tour down Oxford Street. From Woollahra down to Hyde Park by street number. Here we go. 315 - For lease 312 - For lease 307 - For lease 305 - Fashion boutique staffed by a lonely and sad-looking attendant 301 - For lease 295 - For lease 292 - Fashion boutique staffed by an attendant uploading Facebook photos of herself from a party at Backroom last night 284 - For lease 282 - Fashion boutique staffed by an attendant uploading Facebook photos of her recent “modelling assignment” for a student hair show 278 - 280 For lease 259 - For lease 257 - Fashion boutique staffed by an attendant hanging up a 'Back in 5 mins' sign so she can go and have her eighth smoko break of the morning with her friend down at MAC Cosmetics. 231 - For lease 229 - For lease 227 - The sole food shop in the area for 20 blocks 225 - For lease 221 - Multinational fashion store selling the kind of tops and skirts that the Ascham and Kambala girls go shopping for on Saturdays. 219 - For lease 217 - Paddington pub full of middle-aged men watching a Waratahs game 213 - For lease 205 - Multinational fashion store selling the identical tops and skirts that Ascham and Kambala girls go shopping for on Saturdays. 201 - For lease. 193 - Multinational fashion store that still thinks it's cool to play Jamiroquai on the in-store sound system. 185 - For lease 179 - Paddington pub full of middle-aged men watching a Swans game 173 - For lease 168 - MAC Cosmetics where, in the absence of customers, the three attendants take it turn to do each other's makeup. 162 - For lease 157 - Cockroach-infested cafe that offers patrons a choice of nachos or fettucine carbonara. 155 - For lease 143 - Sleek independent bookshop where a half-dozen introspective browsers thoughtfully thumb the new releases, before leaving with the latest Jamie Oliver. 139 - Rival independent bookshop where a half-dozen introspective browsers thoughtfully thumb the new releases, to pass time before their film session at the Verona begins. 138 - For lease 126 - Formerly popular and iconic gay bar that's now a multinational shoe shop. 122 - For lease 116 - Formerly popular and iconic twin cinema whose landlord is so greedy that not even a multinational shoe store can afford the rent. 112 - Pie Face 105 - Empty Brazilian restaurant 102 - For lease 95 - Empty Balkan restaurant, despite owners' best attempts to make it look busy by sitting on the one lone table out the front. 93 - Subway sandwiches 87 - Empty struggling bar and nightclub that clearly must be a front for something else. 84 - For lease 82 - Iconic gay bar full of heterosexual tourists. 78 - Fast food and kebab store where everything in the bain-maries looks as if it’s been there since 1987. 68 - For lease 62 - Pie Face 56 - For lease 54 - Pie Face 49 - Pie Face 45 - Pie Face 38 - Hipster bar that the real hipsters stopped going to 18 months ago because something better, or at least newer, opened up in Redfern. 33 - Pie Face 28 - Hipster bar full of people who couldn't get into Shady Pines. 26 - Gloria Jeans. 24 - Hungry Jack's 22 - Subway sandwiches 15 - Nightclub that’s bizarrely still in business even though no-one's ever seen or met anyone who's ever gone to it. Presumably it has a Pie Face inside it. 13 - IGA store that’s exclusively patronised by the mentally unwell. 301 - For lease 8 - Pie Face 6 - For lease 5 - For lease 2 – City of Sydney sign welcoming people to "Sydney's iconic Oxford Street – the pulsing heart of the city!" 1 - For lease You can currently see Chris Taylor in One Man Show, on in Sydney at the Metro Theatre on May, The Concourse Chatswood on May 2 and the Factory Theatre on May 24. Tickets are on sale now via Ticketek.