Beyonce Dance Class

Overview

Guys, it's okay. The fruitless days of trying to teach yourself all the moves to 'Single Ladies' in your bathroom mirror are over. In a move that seems simultaneously complete genius (filling a gap in your life you didn't know was there and now desperately need filled) and kind of dangerous (because, like, how will they ever top this?) Goodgod have announced their first ever beginners' dance class, and it's dedicated to angel-among-mortals and Queen of the World Beyonce.

There's been no word on which Queen Bey classics instructor Amrita Tennant will be bestowing upon your unworthy pleb body in the hour-long class, but get ready for some serious hair flicks and endorphin-release. Personally, I'm tempted break out my gold power suit and top hat in the hope that this routine will make the cut. (I just hope they have a wind machine.)

If the promise of learning to dance like an actual queen isn't enough, there'll be drinks, projections (hopefully of Beyonce's face/body/general aura) and cocktail jugs to win. Invite your friends, or don't, and prepare yourself for the colossal levels of jealousy and respect from them next time you're out and bust out these bootylicious moves.