The Horse’s Mouth Festival 2013

Overview

What is more real and more hilarious than life experience? Nothing. Which is why Sydney should brace itself for The Horse's Mouth.

For the second time ever, Tamarama Rock Surfers Theatre Company has secured a killer group of local, interstate and international artists for the return of Sydney's only festival of autobiographical performance. Packed full of weird and wonderful tales, the festival will showcase the (sometimes) deeply personal and (usually) hilarious genre, at the Rock Surfers' home, The Bondi Pavilion.

Perhaps the most anticipated performance of the festival will be Nassim Soleimanpour's White Rabbit Red Rabbit: a show performed cold, by a different actor each night. That's right, each ballsy actor will open the script for the very first time in front of an audience, with talent such as Alan Flower, Zoe Norton Lodge and Sopa Enari set to take on the challenge.

A fascinating concept? Or a disaster waiting to happen? "I actually have no idea what this play is about. Absolutely no idea," says Norton Lodge, who'll be performing on Saturday 7th. "I have an intense child in me who wants to Google the shit out of it, but I haven't."

Preparing for the play you're not allowed to prepare for can be pretty absurd. "I don't even know what I should wear," she says. "My method so far has been to have a protracted panic attack. But that's pretty stupid. It’s very pointless to worry about something you cannot control or prepare for in anyway. So that brings me to phase two. Sweep it under the rug and pretend it's not there."

And really, what's the worst that could happen? "I come from a comedy background, so I'm a bit worried about having to get mega in touch with some serious feelings. But who knows, it could be racist. That would be worse. Why am I doing this...?"

And with The Horse's Mouth marking its Sydney premiere, White Rabbit Red Rabbit is sure to deliver, having already received rave reviews worldwide. But it certainly won't be the only work exploding onto the Bondi stage. Award-winning comic David Quirk presents his part-tribute, part-confessional Shaking Hands with Danger, and The Wild Finish is a mesmerising work from New York theatre-maker Monica Hunken. Ado Saves the Gay World is an intimate musical comedy by Adriano Cappelletta, while Jimmy Dalton delivers All Made Up, an unusual show performed backstage in the Pavilion dressing room.

"I am really looking forward to seeing Bron Batten's Sweet Child of Mine," says Norton Lodge. "It's amazing. It's got everything. Dancing. Extreme Braveness. Actual Parents. Actual Butt. I am really excited to see it again." Batten's play — which sees the artist's 60-year-old father appear on the stage with her — is among the six fresh and highly unique pieces on offer over the two-week period.

In Norton's words, "There is only really one story you can tell better than anyone else. It's yours, baby ... All the crippling feelings, mangled memories and intricate detail are all there in your brain, waiting to blossom out of the caterpillar of your mind into the butterfly of your play."

And who doesn't want to watch that happen?