Overview
In news that makes my gawky ten-year-old self squeal with prepubescent joy, '90s R&B legends TLC have just announced their first tour to Australia. In a time when 'Genie in a Bottle' and 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' dominated the charts, Tionne 'T-Boz' Watkins, Rozonda 'Chilli' Thomas and Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes taught a whole generation about girl power, cargo pants and combat boots. These were the ladiez who told me not to waste my time with scrubs (FYI: a scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me).
Although nearly two decades have passed since their standout hits 'No Scrubs' and 'Waterfalls', TLC will be touring Sydney, Brisbane, Melbourne and Perth in June of this year. Of course, since the passing of Left Eye in a 2002 car crash, the band will be performing with just two of the original three members. Although TLC's reps have stated there will be some inclusion of Lopes through audiovisual means (though definitely not a hologram a la Tupac).
Beaten only by the Spice Girls, TLC still stand as the second highest selling girl group of all time with a mammoth 65 million album sales recorded worldwide. The trio are also universally acknowledged as the number one iPod selection at both karaoke and horrifically late portions of house parties when everyone feels the need to rap terribly and grind on the d-floor like it's 1994.
Although TLC have confirmed they are working on a new album set for release sometime this year, this is inevitably going to be a gig for pure nostalgia. Bonus points for anyone who rocks up in white diamantes or primary-coloured overalls, Converse trainers and condom badges. Also, if you don't know all the words and relevant sassy head bobs to 'No Scrubs', you're straight-up not allowed inside the venue.
Tour dates:
Friday, June 6: Enmore Theatre, Sydney. Tickets from Ticketek.
Saturday, June 7: Eatons Hall, Brisbane. Tickets from Oztix.
Wednesday, June 11: Palais Theatre, Melbourne. Tickets from Ticketmaster.
Friday, June 13: Metro City, Perth. Tickets from Oztix.
Tickets on sale 9am on Tuesday, April 24.
