Goth Swap

Overview

Does your wardrobe look like a pit of darkness every time you open it? Can you, like Tom Haverford, tell the difference between obsidian, onyx, midnight, lost soul, rolling blackout, sleeping panther and void? Do you have a heap of black-hued clothing that you're never going to wear again — and that you'd like to replace with new pieces of the same shade?

If so, welcome to Goth Swap. Clothes will flow freely between attendees and everyone will go home with new outfits, but don't expect a rainbow of colour here. You won't even find navy, dark grey or so-brown-it's-black pieces in this fashion jumble, which is happening at the absolute best place for it: Morningside's Death Valley.

Keeping the mood suitably gloomy, expect goth bangers on the stereo and spooky movies playing as well. It all takes place from 4pm on January 20, and if you can't head along but still want to donate your black clothing, you can drop them off at the bar beforehand.