Ask anyone what they're doing for New Year's Eve, and they'll probably spin a tale of raucousness and revelry. Ask anyone what they wish they were doing, and the answer might be a bit different. 2017 has been a big one, and it's okay if you want to say goodbye to these busy times in a less hectic way. With karaoke and slurpees, for example.
Yes, the frozen beverages will have alcohol in them. Of course they will. Other than that, Death Valley and Southside Tea Room will take care of the shenanigans — think $99 for drinks, burgers, fries and canapes; getting comfy at a picnic table (which can be booked in advance for groups); belting out one of 6000 songs; and having a stellar Low-Key NYE.