Ship Your Enemies Glitter From This Vengeful New Website

Using the "herpes of the craft world" as a weapon.
Shannon Connellan
January 14, 2015

That bully who stole your lunch money in school? Send 'em glitter.

In one of the most gleefully evil services we've seen in years, website Ship Your Enemies Glitter does just that — you hand over AUD$10, they send an envelope of glitter (or "herpes of the craft world") to your enemies. They'll inevitably open the suspicious package, get glitter all over themselves and never be able to rid themselves of the shiny stuff again.

"We fucking hate glitter. People call it the herpes of the craft world," say the team on their site. "What we hate more though are the soulless people who get their jollies off by sending glitter in envelopes. We’ve had enough so here’s the deal: there’s someone in your life right now who you fucking hate. Whether it be your shitty neighbour, a family member or that bitch Amy down the road who thinks it’s cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed."

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Thanks to Reddit, the site has gone viral and is experiencing the odd downed service moment due to epic visits.

We know what you're thinking, isn't this pretty dangerous? Envelopes full of suspicious stuff are White House lockdown material. The Inquisitr pointed out the FAQs on the site reveal a darker side to the seemingly lighthearted prank. But the Ship Your Enemies Glitter team aren't backing down.

One user complained, "My recipient got glitter in both eyeballs, is now blind and would like to file charges. Help?"

To which the team simply replied, "Heh."

Way harsh Tai.

UPDATE 11AM THURSDAY, JANUARY 14:

After being in business for about 24 hours, Ship Your Enemies Glitter is up for sale. After making a cheeky five figures in less than a day, Owner Mathew Carpenter tweeted this last night:

"ShipYourEnemiesGlitter with 1m visits, 270k social shares, $xx,xxx in sales, tonnes of people wanting to order. 24 hours old. For sale."

According to StartUp Smart, Carpenter claims the website had a cheeky one million visits, 270,000 social media shares and sold over six figures in glitter within an hour. Now he's done. Crafty bastard.

Via Inquisitr and StartUp Smart.

Published on January 14, 2015 by Shannon Connellan
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