Circuit – The Oligarchs

Overview

The gym is a fitness ecosystem inhabited by various species of exercisers. The long legs of the gazelles grace the treadmills, the lions flex their muscle on the bench press and the herds trot in tandem in their step classes. Whatever fitness pack you associate with, we all have different motivations for purchasing our membership — some want to get fit, others just want to look good, and some want both. But is there more behind our desire to run on a conveyer belt and repetitively lift heavy objects?

This is what Circuit explores, flexing its muscle to expose what we are truly working out whilst we are working out. Through six intersecting and relatable monologues, we learn that we often enter the gym because we are lost. Adam (Sean Corcoran) wants to become a standout fish in the sea after breaking up with his boyfriend, Justin (Tom Mesker) runs to remind himself that his heart isn't actually broken, Janine (Aimee Timmins) wants to belong and so joins the 'Zumba movement', Darcy (Grace De Morgan) is disillusioned with the world and Kelly (Anika Herbert) has some serious Jane Fonda circa-1985-inspired mother issues that she is trying to resolve.

We also have Joel (Michael Drysdale), who works at the gym yet seems neither lost nor found, largely because we never get to completely connect with him. Our investment is not rewarded and this is the single grievance with what is otherwise a very enjoyable play.

When we are finally exposed to what appears to be his sensitive side, our yoga mat is pulled from underneath us as his facade is revealed. And when Adam finally takes the bold step we want him to, it is abruptly blocked by the only weak joke of the entire play. Justin's story also feels unresolved, which is a shame as Mesker is arguably the standout monologuist. The play then abruptly ends, leaving us unable to complete the emotional circuit.

Having said that, Circuit is an incredibly enjoyable night of theatre. The delivery of the piece makes us feel that we have been personally chosen to become each character's workout partner. The humour is also expertly scripted and delivered, with countless one-liners hitting home — especially Justin's scientific explanation of how running gets an ex-lover out of your system.

Circuit is certainly the most enjoyable way to work out in the gym for two hours without raising a sweat and will leave your theatrical chakras feeling aligned.