Obliterate Your Hangover with This Military-Grade Cure

You made the decision to down that 3am cheapass cleanskin. You ordered the new-friend-securing tequila round. You woke up in your own drool with a stamp on your forehead and a headache bigger than the margarita jug you chugged to yourself. Nothing will make this seventh circle of Hades better on a Sunday morning, no amount of cold bathroom tiles or Too Late water-sculling. The only thing that can help you... is something made for the US Special Forces. You're in luck.

Cue DripDrop, an allegedly 'elite hydration solution' that uses sweet, sweet science to obliterate your poor life choices and completely revitalise you after a big night. A cure for dehydration made for use by hospitals (particularly in developing countries), paediatricians and you know, US Special Forces, DripDrop is one of the most extreme dehydration cures out there. Cranking out three times the amount of electrolytes, sugar, sodium and potassium you'll find in your measly Powerade-fries-cheese-on-everything combo and apparently clinically shown to hydrate 34% better than water, DripDrop supposedly makes you feel better quicker than you slammed that Centurion the night before.

"Built on decades of proven science, DripDrop is the first hydration solution to combine medical standards with great taste," claims the website. "DripDrop provides a simple, cost-effective solution that empowers everyone to treat mild to moderate dehydration with a safe, medical grade solution." Just dissolve two packets into a glass of H2O with your trembling, trembling hands and throw that sucker back. Apparently it works. For you know, task forces. Why not your sorry ass?

DripDrop don't just cure hangovers for one-too-many noobs like us though. They've made some kickass progress in water-lacking developing countries, made a huge number of athletes and soldiers feel better on the run, as well as helping people suffering from inflammatory bowel disease, Crohn's disease and ulcerative colitis. So you're not the only one feeling better thanks to these legends.

DripDrop is yet to make its way to Australian pharmacy shelves but you can buy it online here. Or you know, put down the JD.

Via SuperCompressor.

Image: DripDrop.