So, you're the eager kind of bastard (not the Snow type mind you) who likes to throw spoilers in the face of your lessers? Lucky for you, the Game of Thrones edition of Gee Quiz is open to lovers of the books and TV series, so you'll be able to use that smug mouth to win. Or die. Gee Quiz is bringing two and a half hours of Game of Thrones trivia to Leroy's Bar in Wellington on March 2, 9 and 30.
Costume is not mandatory, but greatly rewarded, with furs and armour specifically mentioned. White walkers, maesters, red priests, naked extras and dung-faced peasants will also most likely be in abundance, so if you really want to impress you'll need to think outside the boxset (someone had better turn up as the animated map of the opening credits, is what we're saying here).
Food and drink will be available for purchase from a special themed menu and host of prizes are on offer, presumably for things such as witty team names like 'The Rains of Can We Get Free Beer', a pin-the-scowl on Cersei, and the team that completes the quickest beheading that you least expected. Grab a table early, because it's winter soon.
Entry cost is $90 for a team of four to six people ($15 per person for a team of six).