To be honest, the event copy of a Shake-Em-On-Downers is immensely hard to beat. We're just going to quote them here in all of their majesty:
What a time to be alive ladies and gentlemen. Let's take a moment to reflect on the many reasons to be hopeful and optimistic right now.
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2) The Shake 'Ems play gigs sometimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's right everybody, your favourite musical vintage fetish group are back at the Southern Cross Garden Bar Restaurant next Saturday, with the same silly cheerful rubbish you know and love. So strap on your suspenders, don your best frock, try not to let the terrifying realisation of a Trump presidency and life on an active faultline seep in to your consciousness oh god its happening again DON'T LET IT, grab your dance partner and let The Wellington City Shake-'Em-On-Downers transport you back to any time before November.